What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
What type of car do planets buy?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?