What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?