Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
How can you make 7 even?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?