Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What is the color of the wind?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do elves learn in school?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What bird is losing its hair?