Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?