What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
How much money does a skunk have?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?