What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello honey.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?