Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How long do chickens work?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How much money does a skunk have?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?