Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?