Why should you not pamper a cow?
You'll get spoiled milk.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
If you need help building an ark...
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?