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What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are stones so good at music?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Which former US President was always cold?