Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why are all priests fit?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?