Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
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How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?