Which animal loves to have a good time?
The wee-sel!
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Where do cows go for lunch?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What are baby potatoes called?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?