What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How do horses navigate at night?
What do insects learn at school?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?