What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
What sport can waiters play really well?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why was the broom late for school?