Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?