Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How do hurricanes see?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is sand's favorite movie?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?