What do painters do when they make a mistake?
They go back to the drawing board.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?