Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
I broke my finger!
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What color are all the books in the library?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What season begins with a thud?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?