Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Which animal is the most religious?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?