Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?