What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.