Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?