What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the turkey join the band?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What nationality are most fish?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which bug is related to you?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?