What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a smelly horse?