What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
A miss-steak.
What time does everyone love to drink?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the snake name his daughter?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?