What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?