What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's the most determined bird?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?