What did the group of hobbits name their band?
The Lord of the Strings.
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What kind of music do planets like?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How do bees get to school?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?