What did the group of hobbits name their band?
The Lord of the Strings.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How does a barber get to work?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's the holiest insect?
Where would you find an elephant?