Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.
What game do bats excel at?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do elves learn in school?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?