Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which animal is the most religious?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?