What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Kom-boo-cha!
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?