Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What makes music in your hair?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?