Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Which bug is related to you?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Which fly makes films?