Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What bird is always sad?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How do billboards talk?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?