Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How do you send a message in the forest?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?