Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why are all priests fit?