Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Mer-maids!
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Do dads always snore?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?