Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?