What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How does a lion greet other animals?
My brother is my partner in crime.
When do cows get tired?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?