Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Sloth.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a short cow?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?