Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?