What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the bicycle call its dad?