What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the snake name his daughter?