Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
What do you call a household of counselors?
It's allergy season again?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do cats give such great massages?
How do you make a bandstand?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?