What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
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What do fish use for glasses?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
