Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a smelly horse?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do you compliment a cat?