Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which musician loves to make chili?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?