Why are bakers paid so much money?
They make the big dough.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do trees say when autumn comes?