Why are bakers paid so much money?
They make the big dough.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How do automobiles fly?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's the opposite of irony?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?