What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?