How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
E-rode.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's the most determined bird?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?