Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where would you put an injured insect?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?