What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why was the bunny upset?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?