What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
A milkbone.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What type of car do planets buy?
Do you know the name Pavlov?