What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
The base guitar.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?