What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
The base guitar.
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What animal always goes to heaven?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?