What kind of water does an angel like?
Holy water!
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call octopus twins?
How does the sun listen to music?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How does a squid go into battle?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?