Which part of a car is always the warmest?
The sun roof.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How much does freedom weigh?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?