Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Verbs are tense.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What game do bats excel at?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?